tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-171358492011-04-21T21:21:59.948-07:00A bore is simply a nonentity who resents his humble lot in life, and seeks satisfaction for his wounded ego by forcing himself on his betters. - H.L. Menckenthe dread pirate robertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09183927391798061435noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17135849.post-1127734184650864172005-09-26T04:21:00.000-07:002005-09-26T04:29:44.653-07:00<em><strong>WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT?</strong></em><br /><em></em><br /><em>ok so i just signed up and while minding my own business, making shit up for my profile some filthy little creep throws a question at me, just when i think i'm done! i'm not falling for that old trick, i thought. no, not this time! alas, my resolve was short-lived and ouija board-like my hands moved about the keyboard and this nonsense came out</em>:<br /><br />when i was a child, long before you and your sister were born, i set sail upon a clipper ship bound for adventure and feats of daring-do. forty days of storms and travail beset us almost immediately after embarking on our voyage. when a day of calm finally graced our harried ship and her beleaguered crew a shout from the crowsnest alerted us to an object on the horizon. after a few hours of anticipation what appeared was a crude buoy with a hand-lettered sign which read "NO WAKE." crestfallen, we came about and returned to our homeland and never again spoke of what we saw. i then took up cartography and it there that i learned of the geography of this fair earth. what did i just say?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17135849-112773418465086417?l=philistine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the dread pirate robertshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09183927391798061435noreply@blogger.com2